The Glorietta blast is being blamed by our police on methane gas from shit under the old Makati Supermarket building. Ever since the police made their report known, the world is both laughing and fearing Filipinos, as the people who have the most explosive shit in the world.

A week ago another case of shit explosion occured in a residential house injuring a mother and her siblings. The damage of the explosion as shown in the TV news footage is concentrated in the house’ septic tank that the concrete cover was ripped-off exposing the shit inside.

Scientists from Russia , the US and China are now analyzing the typical Filipino’s diet to learn what could produce shit with such an explosive force.

The Harvard Medical School have come out with a preliminary conclusion that it is the strange mixture of bagoong, dinuguan and balot combined that give Filipinos’ shit their explosive nature.

Steps are also being discussed among airport managers worldwide to ask Filipinos to empty their colons before boarding planes lest they bring explosive material on board.

In news elsewhere, several Filipinos were kidnapped in Afghanistan and Iraq , supposedly by Arab terrorists. The kidnapped Filipinos are being asked to produce shit to be made into bombs for suicide missions.

The US State Dept fearing deadly consequences from these shit-IEDs (Improvised Explosive Device) have assigned Delta Force operatives to keep watch over all Filipinos abroad to prevent any more Filipinos (and their shit) from falling into the hands of terror groups.