It’s good to try hard speaking the second language that you might thought you’re good at it! Well, the entry I’m goin’ to post is a mixture of Tagalog and English (Taglish). It’s a well-composed funny story. But this might be true! I’m not recommending this to kids who are learning the English language. It’s bad for your knowledge! To the mature readers! Lavish this!

I thought Jay’s ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven

only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay

received a uninamous text. “Meet me at the clinic.” I had a stinking

feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero

sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang

ako. Sabi niya, “Penny for you talks.” But I didn’t know what to say.

Beggars can’t be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl

yun. Jay said, “Can’t got your tongue?” I tried to smile at him. Kahit

di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?

Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole.

After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell on

Jeff’s ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn’t even know Jeff. Sabi

na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That’s what I’m talking about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That’s what

friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I had to

do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug

down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di

basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, “I beg your cordon. I’m patient.

It’s my favorite virtue nga e.” Nagduda yata yung isang guard.

Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, “Don’t touch me not!” Buti

na lang the other guards were nice and said, “Come on, let’s join us.”

When I went inside, parang I’ve been there, done there. Nung walang

nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a

bird’s IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a

room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis

ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think that

Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower

my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron

is not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse’s mouth. I barraged

in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig

sa isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He was

bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend

niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko

napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search

and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.

Now, he’s recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I

know it’s a better pill to swallow your fried so it’s forgive and

forget me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put

on makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is

really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms

persist, insult your doctor.