I’m back after a very stressful work in a call center. U know with all the metrics that you need to meet. The night-to-day parties after work and day-off! Whew! And thanks God, was able to be online and share this dose of what I’ve noticed while years of watching movies. Here’s the list:

1. Large, loft-style apartments in
New York City are well within the price
range of most people — whether they are
employed or not.

2. At least one of a pair of
identical twins is born evil.

3. Should you decide to defuse a
bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You
will always choose the right one.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful
enough to override the communications
system of any invading alien society.

5. It does not matter if you are
heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts; your enemies will wait
patiently to attack you one by one
dancing around in a threatening manner
until you have knocked out their
predecessors.

6. When you turn out the light to go
to bed, everything in your bedroom will
still be clearly visible, just slightly
bluish.

7. If you are a blonde and pretty, it
is possible to become a world expert on
nuclear fission at the age of 22.

8. Honest and hardworking policemen
are traditionally gunned down three days
before their retirement.

9. Rather than wasting bullets,
megalomaniacs prefer to kill their
archenemies using complicated machinery
involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly
gasses, lasers, and man eating sharks,
which will allow their captives at least
20 minutes to escape.

10. All beds have special L-shaped
cover sheets that reach the armpit level
on a woman, but only to the waist level
on the man lying beside her.

11. All grocery shopping bags contain
at least one stick of French bread.

12. It’s easy for anyone to land a
plane, provided there is someone in the
control tower to talk you down.

13. Once applied, lipstick will never
rub off - even while scuba diving

14. You’re very likely to survive any
battle in any war unless you make the
mistake of showing someone a picture of
your sweetheart back home.

15. Should you wish to pass yourself
off as a German or Russian officer, it
will not be necessary to speak the
language. A German or Russian accent
will do.

16. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from
any window in Paris.

17. A man will show no pain while
taking the most ferocious beating, but
will wince when a woman tries to clean
his wounds.

18. If a large pane of glass is
visible, someone will be thrown through
it before long.

19. If staying in a haunted house,
women should investigate any strange
noise in their most revealing underwear.

20. Word processors never display a
cursor on the screen but will always
say: “Enter password now.”

21. Even when driving down a perfectly
straight road, it is necessary to turn
the steering wheel vigorously from left
to right every few moments.

22. All bombs are fitted with
electronic timing devices with large red
readout’s so you know exactly when
they’re going to go off.

23. A detective can only solve a case
once he has been suspended from duty.

24. If you decide to start dancing in
the street, everyone you meet will know
all the steps.

25. Police departments give their
officers personality tests to make sure
they are deliberately assigned a partner
who is the total opposite.

26. When they are alone, all foreign
military officers prefer to speak to
each other in English.

Info courtesy of my friend, Annaliza Estrebello.