It’s Election time here in the Philippines and the running politicians are buzzzzyyy like a bee campaigning to plead votes from the Filipino populace! Huh? Those political ads on tv and radio are nothing but mere window dressing of each individual senatorial mate! Campaign posters are like cover magazines! The campaigning jingles that are flaunting on the air for me are rustic sounds to my ears! It’s the same old thing, the Philippine Politics! But I’ll be featuring a new twist to this right of freedom of expression! Why not make some info candies on your senatorial line-up? We are fond of calling nick names to our friends, enemies, love ones, fave artist, pets, etc. So here’s something to dish in people! Hope you’ll enjoy this!

The Official List of Senatorial Bets:

Edgardo J. Ang gay ra (And tita ni Sarah?)

Benigno “Noynoy” Violante Aquino III (Ay, singer!)

Poker P. Arroyo (Jokingly has to play it!)

Martin D. Batista (Wrestler?)

Felix C. Cat (Felix the cat, the wonderful cat?)

Alan Peter Cahit ano (What ever!)

Jose litong-lito P. Cayetano (Confusing ang mga magkapamilya !)

Melchor Gaspar Baltazar Chavez (Ang layo pa ng Christmas para sa 3 hari!)

Anna Nicole Smith Dominique Coseteng (At muling na buhay sa ‘Pinas !)

Michael Defensive (Hala sige, kaya mo ba kami i-defend ? If ever?!)

Robin Padilla Enciso (Huh? Binoy? Ikaw ba yan?)

Francis Pangilinan Joseph Estrada “Chiz wiz” Escudero ( Ayoko ko na ng Joseph. Ate V, ang Chiz wiz!)

Antonion Estrella (Baka balat-sibuyas to?!)

Richard Go home (Magconcentrate ka nalang sa showbiz at sa golf!)

Gregorio Lowtide (sa Bisaya, Honas is lowtide. Ang confident naman ni Gory. Low ang ratings!)

Jamalul Hiram – (You will never have your winning moments! Hiram ang chance mo!)

Panfilo Lason (Naku, ayaw ko na!)

Loren Le guardia (Take note, good luck sa recount! Wahahahhaa)

Olive oil Lozano (nako, wala kaming mapapala, ayaw naming ng SPINACH!)

Vicente Say say (Say it! Magsalita ka hanggang kaya mo, kebs!)

Cesar Montaño Sardines (naku, maging National food ang sardinas if ever!)

Teresa Puasa Aquino-Oreta (Puasa=pahinga. Magconcentrate kana lang sa dance lessons mo!)

Eduardo Mantikella (Gisahin ka sa sariling mantika!)

John Henry Os men a (Naku sis, mahilig sa boys!)

Francis “Kiko” Paningil na (Singil Utang ba?)

Mosimo Jesus Paredes (endorser ng Mosimo products!)

Posporo Pechay (ayaw ko itanim! Sunugin ko nalang ng posporo)

Aquilino “Koko” Paminta (just to add flavor, la kasing lasa!)

Ralph Rec, two, three, four (si Ateh V nalang ang patakbuhin!)

So? nia Roco (so what? )

Luis “Sabit” Singson (Palagi naming sabit sa mga isyu!)

Adrian Pison (Naku, iwas kayo!)

Vicente “Hito” Sotto III (isang isda ang Tito mo!)

Anton Diva Trillanes IV (ibirit mo nalang ang pangarap sa senado)

Money Billiards Jr. (Kikita talaga tayo sa Billiards!)

Victor Woody pecker (Madame Auring, ano ang hula?!)

Juan San Miguel beer Zubiri (‘tol, shotting nalang tayo!)

Disclaimer: This site claims no personal attacks on the above names. Again, just blogging, nothing personal!